[GraceChristianChat] Fw: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

[Charles Sawyer]

I think they missed a couple.  LOL  


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Fwd: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?





      How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
      Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air.
      Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
      Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
      Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.
      Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.
      Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
      Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.
      Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
      Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
      Amish: What's a light bulb?
     
             
     


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